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when you suddenly realize ...
you need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts
with the beat.
After a couple of songs, you start to feel better
as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are
really staring you down, and
that's when you remember: you've been
listening to your ipod
you need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts
with the beat.
After a couple of songs, you start to feel better
as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are
really staring you down, and
that's when you remember: you've been
listening to your ipod
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