More Facebook Fall Out-A Chuckle For Ya!!!

[usernameneeded]

Only some of u guys will get my sense of humor. And, for those of u who do NOT know me, I am a girl. From that perspective, here's the scoop:

So, this boy I went to 1st grade through high school with sends me a friend request. He and I were OK friends up until high school when I could no longer stand him. At a coed religious retreat, I woke up with my big toe in his mouth. A big "No-No" in my book. Plus, a ton of other reasons why he rubbed me the wrong way (no pun intended). No, I never dated him.

So, I sent him a Facebook friend request response detailing the big toe incident (with intended "light hearted" humor). He denies it with, "I do not have MANY memories, but could not have imagined having done that when the vagina is a MUCH LESS dirtier place and I CANNOT even bring myself to put my mouth there." Basically, calling me a liar and that I was full of BS.

Say what???? OMG. Did I read that correct? I cannot believe he wrote that.

So, I respond with...if u do NOT have many memories of me....what do u remember ENOUGH OF to send me a friend request?????

He replies with: "Miss Allen was our third grade teacher and u were my ONLY friend".

I am NONSERIOUSLY thinking of replying with:

"Do u ever wonder if your negative perceived thoughts about girls and their vaginas caused me to be YOUR ONLY friend?"

Nah, I think I will leave this one alone.

And, no. I did not accept his friend request. U see, someone may ask me how I know him. I would have to be honest and say he sucked my toe once and he considered me his only friend. Frankly, it does NOT fit into my strict criteria for accepting friend requests.

Hope this made ya laugh. Cause, it did me. People are nuts. Me included.

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[craigsub]

Marge .. Left or Right foot? And has DOJ met this guy? :cool:

[usernameneeded]

No, this guy now lives in Alabama. I have no idea which foot. Do NOT remember.

[usernameneeded]

This guy claims to have some sort of degenerative memory disorder and is sending me regular messages asking me to tell him about himself. He wants to write a journal for his kids. What I got is not very appropriate for his kids. Very weird.

[craigsub]

He might want to consider moving to Vermont. It is rumoured to be much friendlier for toe suckers. He may find himself getting serious injury in Bama. :salute:

[usernameneeded]

But, I found out from one of his friends that he is just playing me. It seems he is rather pissed at his best friend who did NOT allow him to be best man at either of his weddings. So, is attempting to add me as a "friend" to spite the other guy. Men are as bad as women smtms. in their ancient grudges and game playing.

[usernameneeded]

How exactly would u know which states welcome toe sucking?????

[craigsub]

How exactly would u know which states welcome toe sucking?????

Marge ... Pay attention here. I realize that sharing a bed with a stud like DOJ can have a diminishing effect on one's cognative reasoning, but please note I did not say I knew anything. I merely passed along a rumour about Vermont along with a warning about the possible issues a toe sucker may find in Bama.

While I don't "know" this for certain, I think it's a pretty good guess that if one walked into a bar in Stowe announcing one's toe sucking prowess, one would not get pummeled. However, attempting the same speech in Birmingham may have a different result.

[usernameneeded]

I am going to go out a limb here and suggest u got your info from Hectic. I hear that he is often in Alabama on "business" and maybe, he returned pummeled one time too many. And, shared his personal findings as a warning to u ???

[craigsub]

I am going to go out a limb here and suggest u got your info from Hectic. I hear that he is often in Alabama on "business" and maybe, he returned pummeled one time too many. And, shared his personal findings as a warning to u ???

Nope. Hectic shared no info about Bama with me. I have talked to Bob, though, and am sure he would leave Bama unscathed.

[fitzwaddle]

:pics: of your toe.

[usernameneeded]

Let me be clear, the toe sucking incident happened when I was about 18. I am currently 38. A lot has changed since then.
U know how some people are often referred to as "rode hard and put away wet?" Let's just say, my toe was "walked hard and put away wet". Which, basically, is a breeding ground for fungus............
So, pictures would NOT be the BEST idea.

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