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    Anyone read David Thorne's website?

    I think it's hilarious!

    This site may contain personal misinformation and/or photos of bees.

  • #2
    Originally posted by edgebsl
    Anyone read David Thorne's website?

    I think it's hilarious!
    The one from "George" had me LMAO!!!

    2nd one down.

    Ok the pie chart is great too.. looks like I'm going to keep editing this:)


    • #3
      He's awesome. Bookmarked.

      What's a "foggot"? :doh! 1:

      "Dear George,
      Thank you for your email. While I have no idea what a foggot is, I will assume it is a term of endearment and appreciate you taking time out from calculating launch trajectories or removing temporal lobe tumors to contact me with such. I have attached a signed photo as per your request.
      Regards, David."


      • #4
        Now go away.


        • #5
          That's pretty good. Some of it I've seen elsewhere, like in email forwarded by my mother, who will forward anything that makes her smile. I really like his style.

          Do you figure that's all his original fictional composition, or does he have some network of aggregaters or something?

          Along similar lines, do you read FUPenguin? Looks like he hasn't posted in a long while, but it's all good stuff.


          • #6
            I don't read his site. He was funny, but now he just pisses people off.



            • #7
              The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware. I need it to keep food fresh. Once I ate leftover chinese that had been kept in an unsealed container and I experienced complete awareness. The next night I tried eating it again but only experienced chest pains and diarrhea.


              • #8
                I just like the way that if someone approaches him and acts like a real jackass, he subtly jabs at them until it reaches a fever pitch lol!

                I don't know, all of the stuff could be made up.
                But either way it is funny!

                That poor Missy though, I hope he pays her well.

                I had forwarded to a few graphic designers I know the "Jumping Frog Fee" one and they found it relevant.

                "I jump for cash B*^ch !"



                • #9
                  I find his "stories" addicting and very funny!
                  Just spent the last hour (plus) reading them.
                  Hard .......must ...get...back....


                  • #10
                    "Being able to draw and dressing like a woman doesn't make you special."