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I know many of u are banging your heads wondering how m could wind up knocked up with yet again one of DOJ's love children.....
So, here's the ENTIRE scoop:
About a year ago, I visited a garage sale right around the time when the economy was really sinking. This garage sale was like no other. It was a Walmart under a tent. Diapers, toothbrushes, batteries, canned goods, etc.... And, cases of K Y Jelly. Yep, u read correctly. K Y Jelly. I had no idea what this lady was into, but I have never been one to NOT ask when I am struck with curiosity. I went up to the lady and she referred me to refundcents.com. -the world of hard core couponing.
These ladies are stranger than any of the guys on AV123. If someone starts a prayer request, they get *****ed out because they are clogging up the threads that are meant for "good deals" ONLY. If someone suffers a house fire or a stolen car, it is not a question of survival or even vehicle repalcement-it is did your husband save your coupon binder?? (and, not your children ((who cares))) , and was your coupon tote in the stolen vehicle?? (oh, the tragedy). And, when there is a triple play on K Y Jelly (meaning store sale, manufacturer coupon, and rebates)..... well, these women clear shelves. So, my adventure began.
I wondered what I would do with all that K Y Jelly before I began purchasing it. I, also, thought of what kind of reputation I would have buying case loads off of my Walgreen's shelf. To my surprise, both of my issues worked themselves out. Last Halloween, I dumped a TON of it on our lawn and it made for a VERY "ghostly" Halloween and when I put out my buckets of empty bottles for the recycling guys (well, I won their favor-meaning I now have access to MORE coupons off of their trucks). They had a noncoincidental attitude adjustment real quick....
Lastly, how I found myself with a bun in the oven....... DOJ came home after a yearly review from his employer all depressed. And, I asked him why he was bummed. He said his review went GREAT, they liked his work, liked him, etc.... But, were unable to offer him much of a raise this year because of the economy. I just smiled and said, "Honey, I have the same excuse of why I CAN offer you a raise." And, he asked, "What do u mean?" I then lead him to my hidden stash....... And, I said, "Because, of the economy..... I have ALL of this and u will now get your raise that u so well deserve."
m
So, here's the ENTIRE scoop:
About a year ago, I visited a garage sale right around the time when the economy was really sinking. This garage sale was like no other. It was a Walmart under a tent. Diapers, toothbrushes, batteries, canned goods, etc.... And, cases of K Y Jelly. Yep, u read correctly. K Y Jelly. I had no idea what this lady was into, but I have never been one to NOT ask when I am struck with curiosity. I went up to the lady and she referred me to refundcents.com. -the world of hard core couponing.
These ladies are stranger than any of the guys on AV123. If someone starts a prayer request, they get *****ed out because they are clogging up the threads that are meant for "good deals" ONLY. If someone suffers a house fire or a stolen car, it is not a question of survival or even vehicle repalcement-it is did your husband save your coupon binder?? (and, not your children ((who cares))) , and was your coupon tote in the stolen vehicle?? (oh, the tragedy). And, when there is a triple play on K Y Jelly (meaning store sale, manufacturer coupon, and rebates)..... well, these women clear shelves. So, my adventure began.
I wondered what I would do with all that K Y Jelly before I began purchasing it. I, also, thought of what kind of reputation I would have buying case loads off of my Walgreen's shelf. To my surprise, both of my issues worked themselves out. Last Halloween, I dumped a TON of it on our lawn and it made for a VERY "ghostly" Halloween and when I put out my buckets of empty bottles for the recycling guys (well, I won their favor-meaning I now have access to MORE coupons off of their trucks). They had a noncoincidental attitude adjustment real quick....
Lastly, how I found myself with a bun in the oven....... DOJ came home after a yearly review from his employer all depressed. And, I asked him why he was bummed. He said his review went GREAT, they liked his work, liked him, etc.... But, were unable to offer him much of a raise this year because of the economy. I just smiled and said, "Honey, I have the same excuse of why I CAN offer you a raise." And, he asked, "What do u mean?" I then lead him to my hidden stash....... And, I said, "Because, of the economy..... I have ALL of this and u will now get your raise that u so well deserve."
m
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