Report: Britney Spears is Moving to New Jersey

[etcarroll]

Hey Jack, maybe you can get a job as her driver.

Take her out to the pine barrens and "test the brakes".

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,510595,00.html

[kingdeezieav123refugee]

Yay....

John Bon Jovi, and now BS...

Can it get worse?

I'm moving.

[emac]

Drat. There goes the state. Now I can never move back there.

Nothing wrong with Bon Jovi though.

[ben9732]

Can't do Gene.

The company closed the facility last October 31. Can't find a job for myself much less hiring someone.

Although I've been asked if I'll to Australia for a few weeks to develop a test route. Not sure how I would like working up-side-down.

[etcarroll]

I meant "you'd take the job of being her driver". Not hire someone else.

Still not speaking the King's English in NJ I see. :fryingpan:

Maybe upside down would be good, get some fresh blood into the old cranium. Flush out the old gunk you've accumulated. :poke:

[ben9732]

Guess I need to stop using the laptop, talk to the wife and watch TV at the same time.

The problem with being up-side-down Gene is there is so much empty space for the blood to pool that my heart would stop due to lack of blood.

[Putz]

Typical Fox misleading story. She's renting a house in Alpine for a month while on tour. Although she'd be better off in a Trailer in Carteret.

We've already got the Boss, don't need the Bimbo.